by The Original LFA June 6, 2018
Get the David’s sistermug. someone who has a foot fetish and is always a horn dog. someone who has very bad hat hair and enjoys to fish in his free time. david also is very obsessed with his girlfriend.
by Idkkkk69 July 12, 2019
Get the david beelermug. David is the sexiest man on earth, however he's very delusional. He thinks he loves his wife LINEA more, but in reality Linea loves him a TRILLION more times. Get that in your head David!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by imthebbc March 7, 2025
Get the Davidmug. That one fuck boy that knows he’s better than every one. He acts nice and acts like he cares about you but he doesn’t. He does this to get what he wants and most likely you couldn’t handle him in the sheets. He could honestly care less about your feelings and is hella unloyal. But he’s a hella good friend tho:)
by Dat boy clean wit it October 19, 2019
Get the Davidmug. by Ricardo Reis June 3, 2018
Get the Davidmug. This is subjective, but David is a short dude who likes to poke his head out of bookshelves. He is annoying and most definitely not flirty and attractive (yes I am attacking the other definitions). He is an uwu boy who does the finger thing all day long. As I said, this is subjective. Sorry to offend any Davids, only some are like this. By the way he is sussy.
David is an idiot.
by blahblahblacksheepn November 16, 2021
Get the Davidmug. To pass a bowel movement at work. Taking a shit, crap, poop, or dropping beans off at the tortilla bowl.
Man, I got to go take a huge david before I begin work.
I'm on david number 2 already and it's not even noon.
Taking a david is the best way to get paid for pooping at work.
I'm on david number 2 already and it's not even noon.
Taking a david is the best way to get paid for pooping at work.
by Bigdullytruck31 March 20, 2024
Get the Taking a Davidmug.