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The Dickie Toilet

The dickie toilet is the people who don't stop going to the toilet. Spend a average of 8 hours of their day in a toilet. Usually also a refugee.
When The Dickie Toilet came to this country, I never saw the toilet door unlocked
by The IllumanAtay October 20, 2016
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The Toilet Cleaners Paradox

If you are the best at cleaning toilets, you will never be promoted to taking out the trash. Incompetent people can rise while those that do the dirty but critical work will remain stuck.... cleaning the toilets.
It appears i suffer from the toilet cleaners paradox as I can't progress in my career while others more forward.
by MAGAdude April 10, 2025
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Toilet Paper

A Paper roll which has different uses, such as:
Wiping your butt
Eating the paper
Clean your nose with the paper
Become a mummie
Cum
Carol: Honey, I'm gonna go buy some toilet Paper!
Michael: Bring 69 rolls so I can transform myself into a fucking monster!

hehe, 69
by skippythetoiletfan December 22, 2022
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a gen alpha phrase that is highly considered brain rot
How to use :only in ohio skibidi toilet so sigma rizz grimace shake
Man 1: IM A SKIBIDI TOILRT FANUM TAX RIZZ SIGMA MAN
Man 2: What
Man 1: im a skibidi rizz man
Man 2: Kill yourself
by sigma man skibidi cameron February 1, 2024
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Skibidi toilet syndrome

Typically used when someone sees a fan of skibidi toilet singing the signature song that goes brrrrrrr skibidi dop dop dop yes yes skibidi dobila deep deep.
Skibidi toilet fan: brrrrrrr skibidi dop dop dop yes yes skibidi dobila deep deep.
Person 1: Watch out, he has skibidi toilet syndrome.
Person 2 : Thanks for telling me
by cummonster12356789 December 14, 2023
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Skibidi Toileting

The act of giving someone a swirlie to the point where their head is stuck inside of the toilet bowl while aggressively fucking them.
Guy 1: Dude, never watch skibidi toilet while high. I hallucinated that I was getting a skibidi toileting by my roommate when I went to the bathroom!
Guy 2: what the fuck is wrong with you
by sigmatoilet99 May 8, 2024
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toilet envy

Toilet envy is a term used to describe a childhood friend who continues to poop like a caveman and wipe his anus with sandpaper despite having the means to own his own bidet and then chastises those of a higher class who have and use a Toto bidet toilet.
Check out the tech bro. He can ride in a car that drives itself but still wipes his butt with paper. Dude has total toilet envy.
by Bidet King August 16, 2024
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