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Adam

A weak branch that is found on the floor, also known as a Twig
Guy 1: is that a stick I see

Guy 2: no. It an Adam
by Doomypoomy November 20, 2023
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Adam

Gayest man alive, really loves riding men. Did you know he really like’s men. Adam is the probably the most gayest person alive as he wants 10 men inside of him at all time.
Oh no, I began to do an Adam with all of you right now!!
by Real_Deal15 November 20, 2023
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Adam syndrome

Adam syndrome is a syndrome where the person who has it simply cannot stop putting hot glue on the head of there erect penis this causes the penis to not be able to pass urine and in turn there penis will explode but the person who has this syndrome well enjoys it.
Person one : holy fuck what is that guy doing putting hot glue on the tip is he crazy.
Person two : oh don't mind mcmanamy he has Adam syndrome.
by Jimmy batman December 21, 2023
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Adam

a creed loving man who boasts about his ability to eat a big mac while he shits. drinks a lot of whiskey and tries to recover with prilosec but still has GERD. An Adam loves to get down to some Cardi B while he plays golf and smokes cigars. Dont be fooled, he acts tough but still knows all the words to WAP.

an Adam's true sexual orientation can be discovered at black light parties, where he will emerge from the bathroom after 15 minutes with suspicious stains on his face and a sore jaw.
Black light partier 1: Bro, did you see that Adam guy come out of the shitter?

Black light partier 2: Ya bruh, he was like rubbing his jaw and there was a bunch of load all over his face
Black light partier 1: Justin loved it
by medusa007 December 25, 2023
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Adam Conover

Woke progessive leftist, and current podcaster on Youtube. He created and hosted the half-hour truTV show Adam Ruins Everything, based on the CollegeHumor series of the same name.

Adam has faced significant criticism for being perceived as entrenched in a 'woke' ideology, leading to accusations of science denialism. Critics argue that he selectively chooses experts, distorts data, and promotes a form of "science worship" while maintaining an appearance of objectivity. Despite asserting the factual basis of his views, he is accused of neglecting dissenting evidence and failing to withstand scrutiny, as demonstrated during his appearance on the Joe Rogan show where his ideology quickly unraveled. Instead of engaging in open debate, he is seen hosting a podcast that serves as a platform for reinforcing woke ideologies among the like-minded, akin to a Sunday church meeting.
Regular Guy #1: Did you see Adam Conover ruined billionaires?
Regular Guy #2: Doesn't that dude have like 100 million dollars?
Regular Guy #1: Only people who are richer than him are automatically bad, as is anyone who disagrees with his ideas.
Regular Guy #2: Classic woke lefty cultist behavior.
by ApplesPotatoGardner December 30, 2023
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Adam

guy who shits his pants while taking mid-terms and proceeds to brag about it
friend 1: oh man i just shit my pants
friend 2: you're such an adam!
by quirkeduporegano January 6, 2024
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