Sleep

When your boyfriend is so high, he thinks illogically and it's cute.

Example of sleep:
Gf: I'm hungry
Bf: how are you hungry? You are pizza
Gf: *visibly confused*
Bf: I love pizza. I also love you. You must be pizza
Gf: do you think I am litterslly food
Bf: yeah you are pizza

Babe you had a weird high sleep

by Katie is autism December 19, 2022

Sleep Train

When a chick with braces gives you such good top you fall asleep right after.

1: She gave me such good top i fell asleep before I could leave
2: Doesn't she have braces?
1 and 2: SLEEP TRAIN! Choo Choo

by SOULAX22 March 19, 2020

Sleep Dick

Fueled by Jameson - a game where he falls asleep with his dick inside you.

Forget sex, I’m just trying to play sleep dick bb girl.

by DTS25 July 3, 2023

Sleep Apnea Baby

A term for someone who makes weird noises, can't breathe quietly, or otherwise makes a lot of strange but perceptible noises with their mouth.

"Did you hear Jack breathing earlier on call? He sounds like a sleep apnea baby."

by Zak Saturday March 8, 2024

sleep

basically you lay on this mattress raised off the floor by a platform looking thing and then close your eyes and relax until you go pretty much unconscious

i sleep to escape my problems

by sussybakaja December 24, 2021

Sleep Hydration Silk Pillowcase

Noun: complete scam. When a company sells pillowcases as silk when they're labelled with "100% polyester".

OMFG I just wasted $100 on Sleep Hydration Silk Pillowcases.

by realfacts1109 July 2, 2020

HUMANITY SLEEP CURSE

POOR IS A SIN.

Well you know all of these investments in society that are sitting idle and some not even being used at night as this HUMANITY SLEEP CURSE as they keep trespassing you out of being able to sleep where these who do so have a good night SLEEP so if society is going to change you may want to look at the GROSS TREATMEMT of these PARSIMONIOUS PIGS who crawl into their ESCAPE HATCH.

by DISTRAUGHT June 1, 2022