Forbidden Sleep Technique

The act of masturbating while naked to the point of an orgasm then not cleaning up afterwards to fall asleep quickly.

Yesterday I had to use the Forbidden Sleep Technique to finally go to bed.

by AverageWhiteGuy2319 May 25, 2023

Tiff Sleeping on the call

Its when tiff says she is up but really its just a voice memo so she sleeps in peace!!
she did this during our last call.

I can hear the snores i think Thats Tiff sleeping on the call
O she must be sleeping

by Ace_brown May 27, 2023

Sleep

We all could use some sleep

Imma go sleep

by I'm here when I'm boredddddddd June 4, 2023

Sleep and water

What a poor kid eats when they can’t find food in the pantry for dinner. Your little tummy is grumbling, so you sleep and drink water.

Robert: Damn I’m so hungry. I had some sleep and water last night.

Fred: Hey man, I’ve been there before. I can give you something more than that.

by Chroxity3 June 9, 2023

sleep divorce

When you or your wife cannot sleep together in a bed due to one of you snoring, breaking wind, watching way too much Tik Tok, work schedules, etc. so both of you start sleeping in separate rooms.

Honey, your snoring is out of control! I want a sleep divorce!

The Pattersons are sleeping in separate rooms. Are they going through a divorce?
No, they are still happily married they just have a sleep divorce.

by Hogwash15 June 10, 2023

Sleep

When you fall asleep and have a dream/ nightmare or you just don’t remember

Bro I had the best sleep of my life!

by Life.saver June 22, 2023

Sleeping bag shuffle

A term used to describe getting changed in your sleeping bag on a camping trip or sleepover. The term is derived from the shuffling and rolling motions someone makes while doing the sleeping bag shuffle.

Person 1: where can I get changed?

Person 2: You can use the bathroom. Or you could do the sleeping bag shuffle.

by Semicolon618 June 26, 2023