Adam S

A loner who will die alone. He has long hair and people call him a coconut. He stuffs his face with ice cream every time he’s sad (Which is most of the time.) He gets rejected a lot. (He cries himself to sleep after most rejections, usually for a month.)

1. He looks like a coconut! Must be Adam S
2. He’s such a loner! Must be Adam S
3. He’s gonna die alone. He’s probably Adam S

by Adisiak March 27, 2019

Dirty Adam

A boy who has a massive penis and beautiful abs but is constantly cheating on his girlfriend with her best friend.

Who's that?
Oh that's dirty adam, he loves to show women a good time

by TheRealAnonDon May 24, 2024

Adam

A man whore that will probably let you suck him off at a sleepover and then never have any real interaction with you after that till 3 months later when he wants to go for round 2

Person 1: Adam, I don't know about this.
Person 2: It's fine, just do it..

by E.M.M112606 May 14, 2023

Adam Holtzman

Bot

This kid was such an Adam Holtzman when he asked the teacher if there was homework.

by Chickenstar164 June 29, 2021

Adam

Super handsome man who pulls girls whos name starts with A.

(also has a fat ass)

Adam has a fat ass

by Gluestick Eater November 18, 2023

Adam

The ultimate sex guru who also gives life advice
Also has the best 9/11 humour
Biggest political mf
Has big dick energy
So sarcastic, he’ll make Stewie Griffin eat his heart out
He makes everyone gay for him

Me: do itttt
Adam: what
Me: yk…
Adam: ESHAY BAHHHHH

by Urslut<3 November 21, 2021

Adam

Adam is extremly, i repeat extremely handsome man with balls that big you may easily think he is turned back on you. He is usually really babyface but his ass is so hairy you can comb it like a barbie. On every question he will give you different answer cause he so damn clever. He is so fucking hot that he can sniff your grandma's panties and nobody will consider it as not completely normal.

Adam goes and smacks random hot chick.
That random girl: "oh my got wtf was that"
Her boyfriend: "that was Adam chill out"

by Padajmihovnazrite November 22, 2021