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Chapstick Dick

A description of a small penis. Though smaller penises are more common among men of Far Eastern origin, (Chinese, Korean, Japanese and etc), it can be caused by excessive steroid abuse.
Mamdouh wants to get a baby carrot chapstick dick like his buddy R*slan
by Jeremy_spoke_in October 3, 2019
mugGet the Chapstick Dickmug.

shift dick

When your partner uses your penis like a stick shift in a car.
Bro they give the best shift dick I swear.
by fosterrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr January 11, 2021
mugGet the shift dickmug.

Dick

1: Dick's has good balls
2: wow
1: What? Dick"s sporting goods
by FYI Informing Person April 23, 2017
mugGet the Dickmug.

Dick Flinger

That one guy you know that will whip out his dick for absolutely no reason and act like nothing happened
Look at that dick flinger he just showed me his dick on the playground
by Sellout President September 5, 2023
mugGet the Dick Flingermug.

Bloody Dick

When fireball cinnamon whiskey is poured and then lathered on your cock to be sucked
I sucked that bloody dick last night bru! Bonerific!
by Kalboy November 7, 2020
mugGet the Bloody Dickmug.

Dick

A small or large thing on a man. Hopefully large. It is so sexy to all women except lesbians. You can suck it or play with it. Some men even jerk off their own. Some even post them doing it that looks like a fun time. If your husband or boyfriend doesn’t have a big dick then leave them because you need to have the time of your life with their dick. Most importantly you need to have a dick to have sex. So everyone go find a dick and suck it!
Did you see Mark’s dick, it is huge, I wanna ride that. I want to have a threesome with two of those sized dicks!
by Today me May 22, 2022
mugGet the Dickmug.

White Dick

A word used as an insult towards white men who are annoying, dumb, lazy and can't do anything right.
"Stop being lazy and do something useful for once, you White Dick!"
by CockDestroyer3000 November 23, 2021
mugGet the White Dickmug.

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