post-Spring Break Blues

Feelings of sadness and loss of motivation after returning from Spring Break festivities

"My doctor diagnosed me with post-Spring Break blues after I got back from my trip from Cabo last week. I just don't have the will to move on."

by hwls2019 March 13, 2019

National post the opps day

FUCK THE OPPS

Person #1: why you post him?
Person #2: its national post the opps day that’s why I posted him

by Mr.ebk October 15, 2021

post eruption magma ooze

after a male ejaculates, take your thumb and forefinger, pinch the post coitus flaccid penis (like you’re are squeezing out the last bit of mayonnaise from a package from chik fil a) from the base to the tip and that is what comes out and oozes down onto your fingers

ejaculates male flaccid mayonnaise chik fil a post coitus post eruption magma ooze

by ReXXXgoliath September 23, 2013

Fake Post Malone Fan

Fake Post Malone Fan:

Fake Post Malone Fan: Lexi

by Da Pot Pirate August 5, 2018

post hockey season disorder

after the last hockey games of the season players expirence extreme sadness and depression often until new season

man, I have post hockey season disorder right now I’m just gonna go home and cry

by ———— March 3, 2019

Post Band Discovery Obsession

In which one discovers a new band, and can then only look at/listen to/think about/talk about for a 2-4 week period following discovery. Period of time may vary depending on the individual

Friend 1: Have you listened to the new Sparks the Rescue song?
Friend 2: I cant, I'm busy listening to Rocky Loves Emily, I kind of have Post Band Discovery Obsession!

by Fangirls everywhere August 20, 2012

post traumatic test disorder

The crappy feeling you experience when you realize you bombed the test

Dakota: Dude, you look like like crap! What's wrong?
Kenny: I didn't study for the science test and I know I did bad!
Dakota: you must be suffering from post traumatic test disorder

by Joshthefish December 2, 2013