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Adam

I can hear that guy listening to Brand New through his headphones… must be an Adam.
by Bigleaguechew2 November 23, 2021
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Adam Pisani

A bro and a piece of shit whos addicted to anime and tea. He is polish and maltese and is addicted to learning polish. hates french.
by Political Strawman November 1, 2020
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Adam Farber

Why are you acting like a little kid

Definition: adam farber
by anonymous May 21, 2023
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Adam

Guy with an insanely huge set of genitalia. Adam is a dorky yet funny dude who everyone loves, he also will probably have glasses in live in a dumb state like Minnesota or Nebraska. Like Adam and Eve but less of eve. He’s all around a great dude who will probably end up with a crazy country girl.
Person 1:you know that guy Adam?
Person 2: yeah? He’s cute as hell!
by The_wordmaster01 December 8, 2018
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Adam

Adam
by Joshua leung September 15, 2018
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King Adam

The greatest human being to ever live. This universe is truly graced by his mere presence.
I acknowledge and respect King Adam as my king.
by El Hagg Mortal Kombat March 20, 2024
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Adam

Adams are people of art and high adventure.
They ride a line between slut and passionate lover.
They love poetry and music above all other forms of art.
They are typically dressed casually, skinny jeans and goodies.
At parties they are either super outgoing or in a corner with friends talking philosophy and doing strange unknown things.
They play some instrument, typically banjo, harmonica, or guitar.
They are typically on the edge of their seat, just barely getting by, but if they have a good day it'll look like it had been planned.
If hit on by an Adam, they will be very very very direct and intense with you while being whimsical with everything else.
They also will tend to run away from things or redirect their emotions, but in the end they will be crippled and bloody from battle.
If an Adam is your friend, you either have a friend that will save you from any hellish pit and make you laugh and have fun at any cost. Or a moody philosopher.
If you're just meeting them and they are mean to you? Its probably not your fault, not unless your a racist, homophobe, sexist or pedophile in which case FUCK YOU AND BURN IN HELL
"Adam needs to calm down, it's either art and high adventure or pessimism and absurdism."
by he_who_dreams_unalone March 8, 2020
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