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Walmart Ass Nigga

A nigga that takes his Walmart job way to serious.
A nigga that eat, sleep, and breathe, Walmart.
A nigga that will live and die for Walmart.
A nigga that would sacrifice his kid to keep his job at Walmart.

Requirements:

(1) Atleast 5 years employment at Walmart to be a True “Walmart Ass Nigga” otherwise, you are a “Junior Walmart Ass Nigga”.
(2) Must have a receding hairline.
(3) Must be overweight or listed as obese in BMI

If you fit the description, you are a True “Walmart Ass Nigga”.
Yoo, he was mad as hell they didn’t change the shelf cap, this dude is a true Walmart Ass Nigga!
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scab ass

Noun: when someone has hard sex so hard their ass has scabs on it
I gave that girl over there a scab ass a while back
by potato hed August 24, 2016
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Serge Ass

A very round bubble ass, that is very smelly. Richard's preferred choice of rectum. It smells absolutely horrible, but can regenerate quickly and heal itself from Richard, before he rips it in half again.
Richard can't decide what to name his New York Times Bestseller book, "The Ass of Serge", or "Serge Ass".
by Richard's Essentials April 24, 2022
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Slap ass day

by Gina Wilson April 18, 2023
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Pussy ass bitch

It means someone is a huge dick or just a asswhole
Jimmy neutron is a pussy ass bitch for cheating on me
by Isuckurgirlspussy June 6, 2020
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DDG ass nigga

If you looked this up somebody most likely called you a ddg ass nigga ✌️😭. “DDG ass nigga” usually refers to somebody being ass at games
Josh: bro you sellin me rn dude

Sam: hell nah nigga you sellin me ya fuckin ddg ass nigga (doodoogarbage ass nigga)
by zaiinservin May 12, 2025
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Squid Ass

A condition of shafting while in the pool.
“Mom, why is that lady surrounded by brown water.” “Oh honey, she just has squid ass.”
by Squirtle Turtle April 2, 2023
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