cancer does not kill

kancer is an illusion and does not kill people
I don't have Kansa, i have cancer, because cancer does not kill.
by RANGOMAN August 19, 2019
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kill day

Its where you take a Firearms / weapon to a school and kill kids and teachers and its on NOV 14
BRO TODAY IS KILL DAY WE CAN NOT GO TO SCHOOL!
by skeleton_NOT_corpse November 13, 2023
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Killing You Oh Yea!!!

Yet another treasured phrase from the very essence of the internet itself 4chan. First uttered by a random guy after beating another random guy while odviously drunk/on drugs.
2 Guys called Bob and Mark are playing yet another random game.
Bob: Damm. I am gonna die soon.
Bob: Haha I got away.
Bob's Character: *dies to Mark
Mark: KILLING YOU OH YEA!!!
Bob: Wtf?
Mark: What?
by Benjamin Mcleggen February 24, 2008
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will kill me

Used to describe a situation where you really need to comply to a specific action or else you will face heavy consequences from your supervisor.
John: I thought we are going to play video games?

Jim: I NEED TO DO MY CHORES FIRST OR MY MUM WILL KILL ME AND SELL MY CORPSE ON THE BLACK MARKET!!!
by Hectare Acres July 15, 2023
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Kill Up

Hey I heard you are playing in that game tomorrow. Kill Up
by Unbiasedxd February 17, 2021
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Kill Factor

The state in which of movie no longer is funny, good, or even watch-able because someone quoted it way too much.
Joseph "Your doing it wrong man."
Brandon "Whatcha talking about Willis?"
Joseph "Damn, you just killed the Hangover for me"
Larry "The Kill Factor has been activated"
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I’m gonna kill myself

This can be either serious or ironic. If uncertain, please refer to said person’s vocabulary, their mental health history, and the specific situation before responding accordingly. If you’re still unsure, it’s best to ask the person how they meant it and try to be supportive because it can be risky to accidentally brush it off as sarcastic when it isn’t. Always show the ones you care about that you care!

It can be used to represent two different emotions:

1. The person actually wants to kill themself. Typically not used in a joking conversation but use what you know about the person before responding. Do they say it often? Did they end the statement with a period? Did they say sorry/thanks before or after? If they seem sad or reserved, please check in on them. Especially if they start a conversation like this and don’t immediately follow it up with something annoying that happened.

2. This person is either frustrated or embarrassed. Something shitty probably happened to them and this is how they’re expressing that emotion. Feel free to remain wary if someone uses this too much however, because there’s a chance it could be a cry for help. However, try to avoid pointing it out mid-conversation to avoid awkwardness or discomfort. If you can, try to check in on your friend more and make time for them; suffering or not, I’m sure they appreciate it
1: text messages
-“hey friend, I'm gonna kill myself tonight
-life sucks and I just cant do it anymore
-thx for always being there for me and im sorry i couldnt do the same
-<3”

2: also text messages
-“broooo
-im gonna fucking kill myself
-you’ll never believe what Joe said to me
-shit was so embarrassing idk how im ever gonna go back again
-story”

3: irl conversation, ambiguous meaning
“I swear, if Stacy’s mom doesn’t let me hit I’m gonna commit several felonies and then I’m gonna kill myself"
by hey_spacecadet August 02, 2024
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