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July 17th

Boy: Hey homie, you know what day it is?

Other boy: July 17th?

Boy: you know what that means
Other boy: damn right it's national handjob day
by Godly chicken July 12, 2022
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July 27th

Landon's birthday

On his birthday he must be worshipped if no your death will be inevitable
Hank: Hey you know it's July 27th
Jerry: ya well Landon is dumb
Hank: oh you should have not said that

Death : you are coming with me Jerry you have failed to understand July 27th
by Need answers June 23, 2022
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July 1st

July first is Dream appreciation day because we need to show him he's loved.
"what's July 1st." "Its Dream appreciation day." "Cool!"
by Minecraft.is_.good July 1, 2021
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July 30th

July 30th is the day that any James and his girlfriend get a free pass to exchange nudes. But you can only do this if your name is James, or if you are dating a James.
Today is July 30th- James and his girlfriends lucky day!
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July 28

People named jason have the biggest dick on this day
1: today july 28

2: that means jason has a big dick

1: yeah we should totally bang him
by Ur mom has a big bbc July 27, 2022
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mya+juli

by I’msocool~~~ March 10, 2022
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July 4th

The day Kristof was litteraly born. Holy fuck..
Me: July 4th. Kristof?
Kristof: Kristof.
by kristof69 November 24, 2021
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