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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Montech X1; Marviel "Geneology" Martinez: The First Juvenile Release...
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first gentleman

The husband of a president.
If Hillary Clinton gets elected president, Bill Clinton will be the first first gentleman.
If Pete Buttigieg gets elected president, Chasten Glezman will be the first first gentleman.
by gagiodilo August 20, 2019
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Love at first bite

draculara and clawds gift set name
by fox~ <3 March 22, 2022
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Þƙƴķaxolotls "Angaeiouţ" Homonoid: The First Juvenile Release
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Jackson "Yelling In Pain" Josephu Robles; The First Juvenile Release: The First Juvenile Release
Jackson "Yelling In Pain" Josephu Robles; The First Juvenile Release: The First Juvenile Release
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First World Guilt

Describes the situation in which one is about to throw some shit away then imagines a kid in Africa in a predicament of exaggerated poverty: dirt huts and all, causing said person to think twice about throwing that shit away.
Guy 1 stares at his somewhat empty plate of food. He’s full. The amount of food that’s left isn’t really enough to justify saving it for later, but it’s still enough for one to consider continue finishing it.

Guy 1 just decides to get up from the dinner table and throw it away. As he walks over to the trash can and opens it, he pauses. Guy 2 notices.

Guy 2: “You good?”
Guy 1: “Just.. feeling that first world guilt”
Guy 2: “Dude you’re a bitch.”
by kfalcon June 26, 2025
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