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Sleep Cuck

Someone who watches other people sleep peacefully while they themselves can’t fall asleep
Alec is a total sleep cuck he can’t sleep while we’re awake
by ThatOnePersonWeAllKnow November 12, 2025
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sleep tax

A time-based tax many living creatures pay in order to live and function. Humans usually pay one-third of their time income towards this tax.
You thought the IRS is bad, have you heard of the sleep tax?
by OctocatPerson July 16, 2021
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sleep-posting

When you so tired you don't even realize what you posted then past out
I'm a big fat terd and told my aunt that I was sleep-posting in Facebook
by Crazy_kubach July 22, 2016
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Sleeping Beauty

Did you just see Aurora do a Sleeping Beauty?”

“Yeah, it stank like Spindleshanks’ litter tray
by KingNobbie February 25, 2021
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Sleep through the pipe

To have sexual intercourse with a male
Dude 1:yo did you see that chick?
Dude 2:yeah dude what about her?
Dude 1:she's gonna sleep through the pipe
Dude 2:nice one
by Pseudônimo October 29, 2020
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Sleep Mouseing

Falling asleep in front of the computer while moving the mouse.
I was so tired my boss caught me sleep mouseing.
by bori5003 April 11, 2014
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