July 5

National slap a virgo

she - *slaps*
Him- hey what was that for ?!
She- did you not do today is National slap a Virgo?
Him- no. It’s not it’s July 5

She- shows urban dictionary- no it’s National slap a Virgo day!

by Sindey July 6, 2022

July 28

Parents can say yes to anything day

"Can I have an iPhone dad? ", " No son ", " But it's July 28!! ", " Oh yes"

by Purpsyt July 27, 2022

July 12

July 12 is a day you can kick people who’s name starts with k and ends in e

Todays July 12
What’s does that mean
You can kick any who’s name starts with k and ends in e

by h00ker July 11, 2021

july 13

national tiddy pic day
a day to send ur bsf a pic of ur boobies :D

bsf: hey it’s july 13 where’s my pic

by uhhh :o July 12, 2022

Sneaky Julie

A female office worker that can’t stop stealing office equipment and stationery. A form of kleptomania that frustrates other workers when their pens, staplers etc go missing.

Shit ! I can’t find the small stapler. I bet some sneaky Julie has ducked off with it.

by The Zurnich July 26, 2023

July 22

If your born on July 22 your bad ass bitch who is sweet and popular

Friend:when’s you birthday

You:July 22
Can we be besties

by Dayz of the weak October 6, 2021

Donna Jenny julie

Triangular assault squad usually concerns with running a smear campaign for capital gains

I don't want to run into Donna Jenny julie today

by Cody5050 January 26, 2022