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Michael Jacksoned

The change that comes over a person after listening to certain Michael Jackson songs, such as Heal the World, Man
in the Mirror, Earth Song, We are the World and Cry. This change includes cultivating a desire to be part of a solution to the world's issues of hunger, war, poverty and illness - to discover the place in your heart that wants to help Heal the World instead of contributing to its problems.
After listening to the song Heal the World, I was Michael Jacksoned and went out to volunteer at my local food pantry, inspired to help and give love to those less fortunate than myself.
Michael Jacksoned by TheRightStuff December 10, 2012
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Jacksonee 

A loyal fan of Michael Jackson, an American singer. Usually this fan will be quiet obsessed and have a bedroom devoted to him.
Person 1. "This is my bedroom.."
Person 2. "Wow.. look at all this Michael Jackson stuff!"
Person 1. "Yeah. I'm a Jacksonee."
Jacksonee by Mee.12345678910 May 20, 2011

do u do jumping jacks on the d 

it's basically when you are sitting on a peen and you are doing jumping jacks on it.
op: Do u do jumping jacks on the d?
Nickay Minaj: Do I do jumping jacks on the d? What?

Michael Jacksoning 

The act of becoming aware of the great loss of a person after they die who you only wished you had loved and appreciated more when they were alive. You've been hit by the Michael Jackson "lightning bolt" which causes you to start Michael Jacksoning, e.g., you watch nothing but Michael Jackson videos on YouTube, you buy all the books by authentic authors about Michael Jackson, you become a better person by treating everyone kindly and giving to others in need because of the influence of Michael Jackson, etc.
"There's an old saying that you don't miss the water until the well goes dry. When Michael Jackson died on June 25, 2009, the world was in a state of shock, so everyone started Michael Jacksoning."

jacksonated 

if you've always been listening to rock or for example any other genre and never liked/listened to pop or paid much attention to it and when you've heard Michael Jackson's songs you loved them all right away...well, then you've been JACKSONATED!

Michael Jackson's music has touched different cultures, tastes, races,... so if you're one of those people you've been JACKSONATED!

It's true Michael has passed away on June 25th, but through his music he'll live FOREVER!
RIP, MJ. Thank you for everything you gave us!
Michael Jackson's music has touched different cultures, tastes, races, so if you're one of those people you've been JACKSONATED!
jacksonated by xxvampirequeen October 5, 2009

Phil Jacksoned

Verb
To try to act like you were doing something else after being left hanging on a high five, fist bump, etc.

Comes from recent NBA basketball game where Phil Jackson, LA Lakers head coach, attempted to fist bump Kobe Bryant but was left hanging, and then tried to play it cool.
Mark: O man, I saw you try to fist bump Dr. Smith, too bad he left you hanging.

Jake: Shit. Do you think Ashley saw it?

Mark: No, you Phil Jacksoned pretty fast, I doubt anyone else saw it but me.
Phil Jacksoned by Brett Hull November 3, 2009

Michael Jacksonitis 

The craving to always be watching, listening, or dancing Michael Jackson.
I think I have Michael Jacksonitis... I can't stop watching his sexy hips or listening to his angelic voice.