Simp Sesh

You will be in a simp sesh if it’s over 2 hours and leave the boys for over 2 hours. If this lasts during September and/or over 1 day streight then you are a big simp and you are foolish (Aidan S)

ITS BEEN 2 HOURS AND ITS STILL SEPTEMBER YK WHAT THIS MEANS YOU ARE IN A SIMP SESH

by MaxTheSimpProtector September 13, 2020

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akaza simp

Everyone who makes akaza meanings on here just look simps call him hot sexy and he is strong. I know it’s surprised that people simp over them also don’t look up horny. There’s also tsunadae tengen and enmu simps.

Bro akaza may voice
Is strong and he’s strong and hot.
AKAZA SIMP?
Your added to the demon slayer simp club because I simp over enmu.
Hey adleast you understand.

by Ssffdddddddssssffeedfddeew May 10, 2022

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akaza simp

Everyone who makes akaza meanings on here just look simps call him hot sexy and he is strong. I know it’s surprised that people simp over akaza. There’s also tsunadae tengen and enmu simps.

Bro akaza may voice
Is strong and he’s strong and hot.
Lady your an akaza simp?
Your added to the demon slayer simp club because I simp over enmu.
Hey adleast you understand.

by May 10, 2022

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Sand simp

When a arab ask's a girl for feet pics and or ask for a date in exchange for their oil money.

Man Saleems Really a Sand Simp bro. He just asked this chick for some feet pics.

by retard 46.0 May 02, 2020

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Prod-simp

An individual who continues to purchase the newest internation or most advanced version of a product even after the company producing the product has proven to be untrustworthy or otherwise lackluster.

This can include and form of product from phones to cars, from handbags to video games and so on.

Hey man, how's your new iPhone?

It sucks, it's lost lots of features and essentials such as a headphone jack.

Well they've announced a new iPhone, are you going to buy that one, even though you'll have to buy countless ad-ons separately?

Yeah of course, what am I going to do? Not have the latest iPhone?

Man you're a total prod-simp.

by The British Tea January 30, 2022

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