National Suck Ding Dong Day

ding dong just is another word for.. dick. anywho, suck ding dong day!

joe mama: “yo bro did yk its national suck ding dong day!!?”
ur mom: “nope i didn’t know haha”

by bruhstopnojoemama October 8, 2021

National Kiss a Lacrosse Player Day

On April 10 everyone has to kiss a lacrosse player.

Oh yes it’s national kiss a lacrosse player day
That means I get to be kissed

by S_Nelly September 14, 2021

Hoetoe Day

on march 5th, 2021, two dummies named hoeklynn and taytoe became bsfs. it's a NATIONAL holiday.

OMLLLL ITS APRIL 5TH THAT MEANS IT'S HOETOE DAY!!!!!!

by skeetskeetthebest March 4, 2022

Pluto's Day

It's a time to honor the great Pluto who was recognized on February 18, 1930 and was pronounced as a "dwarf planet", and after years of existing the planet was no longer important to society...this is to appreciate Pluto...So please make Pluto's Day a thing.

Girl 1: OMGEEEE, TODAY'S Pluto's Day LET'S MAKE A PORTRAIT OF PLUTO Girl 2: YASSSS GO PLUTO'S DAY!! Someone in the corner: FUCK YEAH!! PLUTO!!

by UwU Loer July 6, 2019

Mang Day

The day to celebrate the birth of a mang

Happy Mang Day mang

by Zedlebarber November 26, 2023

Femboy day

May 11th is national femboy day because femboys agreed on this. On this day you must either:

-become a femboy
-ask out a femboy
-annoy a femboy

Chris: "did you hear it's femboy day?"
Random femboy: "really uwu :3"
Chris: "ya it is uwu"

by Anonfemboy May 11, 2024

National fuck your teddy day

At the 28th of March it is fuck your teddy day. It’s used to take stress out of the people and get them relaxed. It was firstly seen in the north of Germany where a lot of people got a teddy named teddy.
So it was decided to fuck them at the 28th of March!

At this day you are supposed to put a 🧸 after

every social media post you do!

Teddys are usually named Emma at this das because it’s a traditional name.

The National fuck your teddy day is often defined as:
Let’s bang teddy or you can just say
Tedcum it’s a synonym for the national fuck your teddy day.

by German Knowledge Master February 18, 2021