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operation ninja turtles

a made up operation by Youtuber al jokes. he explains it as an operatio we men have had in the making for a minimum of 4 years. he explains that we one day will enter the sewers to our secret underground city with a stable stream of resources
guy 1: you did you hear about operation ninja turtles will be carried out soon?!

guy 2: yo, if you talk so loud, someone will hear you!!
by kissuke urahare January 21, 2024
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Useless Turtle

The dopest turtle you’ll ever fuckin play with.
A.k.a. Super tortuga
Useless Turtle sure can fuck up those enemies.
by U5eLe55 TurtL3 October 13, 2020
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Turtle

I always turtle whenever I'm around my crush.
by PyroGladiator July 11, 2019
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green turtle lodge

Inserting a toy turtle into your ass and letting it slide out into a body of water.....yes this has been done before.
Yo did you see jake this weekend?.....He pulled off a green turtle lodge.
by Chilly mornings March 21, 2016
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Hardcore Turtle

A gay YouTuber who also posts on pornhub. Probably has Corona virus.
Stay away from that fucking hardcore turtle.
by Hardcoret March 12, 2020
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Snapping Turtle's Head

Snapping Turtle's Head

Adverb, Metaphor - Describes a crisis of chronic defecation.

Example
Whist the turtle's head (turd) is about to fully emerge from its shell, there happens upon it a sudden and quite shocking movement of the bowel.
Because the body believes that such a surge of power must surely occur DURING the ejection of the faeces, (even though the victim is retaining the load) the sphincter begins to air-spasm as if snapping the enormous delivery into manageable chunks. The resulting involuntary bodily event is euphemistically known as 'A Snapping Turtle's Head.
It was when I was a minute from my station and too late to escape using the toilet on the train, yet knowing that there WAS a toilet at the approaching platform, that the situation turned critical, the danger imminent! Although I had retained a calm control over the crisis I could only resign myself to the cradle of fate when my body went into SNAPPING TURTLE'S HEAD !
by TONY of SXW2 August 12, 2025
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hit the turtle on the head

Lowering one’s guard and then striking when least expected.
Robert formed rapport by making himself a clown and then hit the turtle on the head to got the promotion.
by Saravanan599 August 20, 2019
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