I want to French dip your noodle

A low-key and confusing sex joke. Or is it?

Girl: "I want to French dip your noodle."
Guy: "Go right ahead, you know where the kitchen is ... Wait what?"

by Shutupand August 23, 2016

French office meeting

Verb: The act of a lady being in the middle stall of a restroom, getting fucked in the mouth via 1 glory hole, and getting fucked in the cooch or ass via another glory hole.

If a man is in that middle position, that's called a Roman Salute.

I'm on my period, so I used the rear end for the french office meeting. Unfortunately, I also ate taco bell, so he got some poop noodle.

by Velvet Condoms January 25, 2025

French Wheelbarrow

When a man ejaculates on hardwood floor and is put into the wheelbarrow position by his partner. With tongue on the floor and slurps it up.

Man 1: Hey did you try out the French wheelbarrow with your girl yet?

by Pun Papi June 13, 2025

french bubber

pl. french bubbers
a man that is of french descent, but is a total retard

"i have to be completely honest with you, but my friend luca is an absolutr french bubber."

by slkebby March 24, 2021

french entrance

The act of sliding your middle finger against someone’s had during a handshake

Ricky: Bro, you know Robbie?
Yak: Yeah! The bastard always tried to give me a French entrance

by Yak Horseman September 21, 2021

French Entrance

Turning up a day late to a social engagement.

My gym was having a Xmas party. I didn’t feel social but I forced myself. Got dressed up. Walked over.

It was the day before! I’m such a knob! I totally did a French Entrance.

by Arcwords December 7, 2025

Frida the day old french fry

frida has the biggest head in the whole entire world like hugamungus big. every guy she comes upon, she thinks they are hot so hit her up mistersss. if she doesn't fine you cute than you really must be fineeee. she weird like that. she has the weirdest taste in guys. she sucks at Roblox and can never beat sam broccoli cheddar soup. like in her dreamsss. -pp, sam, vale

frida the day old french fry: damnnnn he's fine asff

by THE pp ;) January 9, 2020