bro I swear this dude

Something retarded people say when they cannot respond normally or act like a normal human being.

Hey guys, let's go sit outside!
Bro I swear this dude

by hhhhhhh7 December 13, 2021

tiny dude

Wilson’s schlong.

That tiny dude made me barf tacos.

by Rachelpollock April 07, 2018

Rap she won't let u hit dude

Commonly said after @Rap, posts about ice spice, on instagram

"@Rap she won't let u hit dude"

by Reels commenter December 07, 2023

you're falcon dude

meaning, you're fucking dumb.

wow, you're falcon dude.

by yourmomlikespie June 23, 2010

colony dude

Multiple Dudes. A group of hairy moles growing on a donkey's dick.

"...Stop being such a colony dude."

by DickFaceJohn April 29, 2004

This Dude

A phrase used to humiliate someone who said something ridiculous or goofy.

Person 1: I heard that if you fuck a squirrel your dick turns big and black.

Person 2: This dude.

by Asterisk Potato December 02, 2023

ring dude

A guy who married a lady but has another family that she doesn't know

She is married to a ring dude

by Uuunity November 21, 2020