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skbidi toilet is the best

skbidi toilet is so fucking good on god bro and if any if you say no to this i well fucking kill you
by titan tv man December 28, 2023
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will unclog a toilet and clean up cat-puke

One of the "prime" features that any sensible-minded gal --- especially one with one or more furry feline companions --- secretly jopes to see in a guy's "about me" details when perusing the personals ads.
Ladies, if a dude whom you're dating treats you respectfully and is a cheerful-natured helper and therefore "will unclog a toilet and clean up cat-puke" without grumbling or without even being asked to do it, hang onto him for dear life --- he's d-e-f-i-n-i-t-e-l-y a "keeper", hands down!
by QuacksO August 4, 2018
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Toilet

Don't think it, don't say it, Don't you dare say it.
If you say it, i will kill you.
Guy: skibidi toilet
Me: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
by shantelqualavius January 13, 2024
mugGet the Toiletmug.

Skibidi Toilet

A truly phenomenal sensation that has taken the Internet by storm.

It is a saga depicting the brutal, unending war against the Camera-Heads and the Skibidi Toilets, with each side inflicting countless casualties. While the purpose of their quarrel remains unclear to historians and all interested parties following the conflict, what becomes readily evident is the lengths that both the Camera-Heads and Skibidi Toilets will reach in order to achieve victory. Innumerable atrocities have been committed by both sides against the other, with neutral UN-representatives citing both sides as having violated the Geneva Convention more times than was thought possible.
Yet, with both sides ignoring calls for remediation, the crisis shows no signs of stopping.
British fellow: Oh great Scott, I have gone and contracted cholera. I might as well prepare some tea and tune in to some news over the Skibidi Toilet conflict.
by skibidi toilet enthusiast January 19, 2024
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toilet

soming you flush like (your leftovers)
flush your toilet
by STOBRIDGE January 27, 2022
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Slutty Toilet

Slang used in the dangerous streets of Peakhurst; a word to describe one's internet whilst in a call with them or while they are trying to show you something in real life.
Gina: *Retarded Distortion noises*

Cooper: Gina..

Gina: *faint sound of Gina in a highly explosive voice* what?

Cooper: Your slutty toilet is acting up again.

*call ends*
by dorkeylordcoopersian July 6, 2016
mugGet the Slutty Toiletmug.

Toilet paper

Kid: mummmm we need some more toilet paper

Kids mum: sorry love but Karen stole it all fat greedy wanker
by Ch33s3izn0ce April 26, 2020
mugGet the Toilet papermug.

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