foot in mouth disease

A description about one who has a habit of putting their foot in their mouth. From Foot and Mouth Disease.

"Oh, Geez, I'm sorry!" Bob said.
"You've got foot in mouth disease today, don't you?"

by armina August 10, 2005

wide mouthed frog

a woman with a wide gash

hay i did your mum last night, she has a gash like a wide mouthed frog. i thought i was shaggin a welly.

by mr b allbags August 14, 2008

Put it in your mouth

The act of telling someone to put some thing in their mouth (food, gum,...)

You prevert stop looking at those pretty normal things like "put it in your mouth" at the urban dictionary

by i.speak.with.tomatoes.sometime March 07, 2020

poop in somoones mouth

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by waeru November 22, 2020

piss in my mouth

someone pissed in my mouth there is piss in my mouth this is shitty how am i talking

oh shit there is piss in my mouth

by NotNotNotNeil June 02, 2021

White girl mouth

When a person can't handle spicy food.

"This jalapeño popper is too hot. It burns!"
"You have serious white girl mouth."

by Valkyrie2099 January 29, 2017

Ultimate Clown Mouth

The Act of going down on a girl while she's on her period and currently has a tampon inserted. After tonguing her bean to squirting point, the head giver bites the string of the tampon and jerks it out of her bloody vagina, then proceeds to thrash his/her head back and forth like a pitbull slapping the blood soaked cuntrag across both cheeks until it looks like a big red clown mouth. Best performed on heavy flow days.

Lucy-"Why is Dad's face bloody?!?!?"

Peter-"Looks like Ultimate Clown Mouth, Mom must be raggin again"

Lucy-"Fucking gross Dad..."

Dad-"Why so serious?"

by Poopsex Phenomenon April 19, 2011