Toot De La Fruit

A term meaning a person who is mentally unstable. A bit of a psycho or nutter. Also a person who thinks you are their bf/gf when you are infact not!

Yeah he went mental coz he saw me in a club with another guy...think he thought we were going out....we never even met up properly.... what a toot de la fruit!

by Shecki B February 21, 2007

loco de la cabasa

A term humiliating someones stupiditty. Its a spanish word for " crazy in the head" You can say it to your gay parents when they ground you. Or say it to your bitchy teachers when they fail you.

God mom why do you have to be so LOCO DE LA CABASA. Just cause Im out partying with my friends and your at home do the laundry doesnt mean you have to f*cking ground me!!!

by Poopfart January 15, 2007

Viva la pluto fuck you

A phrase used after the declassification of pluto from planet to dwarf planet. A person who uses this phrase strongly believes that pluto should be and is a full planet. Commonly used in the same sentence as the phrase 'ohana means family, family means nobody gets left behind' the 'nobody' mainly reffering to pluto

A - "Pluto is not a planet, i can prove it eith my many scientific stud-"
B- "VIVA LA PLUTO FUCK YOU"

by Yourlocalcorpse March 20, 2020

Ooh-de-la-lay

When a man is having sex with his partner, either male or female, and pisses blood on either their back or stomach. The man then licks the blood off of said back or stomach and gleefully says "Ooh-de-la-lay"

(During Sex)
Man: Oh god, I need to piss and I think I am pissing blood!
Woman: well piss on my stomach.
(After he is done)
Man: Ooh-de-la-lay!

by Al2theTron January 5, 2009

cerro de la silla

A magic mountain found in northern Mexico with a child factory at the top. This place is the most common place for couples to get their children from. To get to the top you must pass several obstacles and challenges including a rhyming donkey and solve it's riddle. You may also encounter some giant trolls and defeat them in a heated battle to death of GIANT chess. Should the parents accomplish these tasks, they may submit an order to the midget secretary at the top and have their baby straight away paying of 5 minimum wages (5 pesos).

Juan: Maria, do you want to make a baby?

Maria: Not really, it's probably more interesting to climb cerro de la silla and get one.

Juan: But what about the rhyming donkey?

Maria: Putito.

by Lorena Lucia Hidalgo Sanchez April 8, 2010

Las Vegas Rattlers Baseball

The Las Vegas Rattlers are the worst team in Las Vegas. Anyone on the team or involved with the Rattlers should consider themselves an asshole. The Ratllers are a team filled with losers and rejects. The guy running the team should do everyone a favor and quit playing baseball.

The Las Vegas Rattlers SUCK!

If your on the Rattlers, your a fuckin pussy.

If you play for the Las Vegas Rattlers Baseball team, you suck.

by Snakehunter October 13, 2008

La-Li-Lu-Le-Lo

The Patriots; the governing agency operating in complete control behind the scenes of America's political facade. It is headed up by the Twelve Wisemen's Committee. They were the ones responsible for installing remote apps into the software patches (in supposed correction of the Y2K bug) distributed to all National, Municipal, and independant businesses and organizations. This was in planning for the control, filtering, manipulation, and censorship of all digital information that is presently shared nationwide. The media and politics are the toys they hand out, with which and by which all of America is entertained and dissolusioned.

How do you know our alphabet only has 26 letters? How do you know there weren't once more? How does one know whether "Gulf War Syndrome" was legitimate, or whether the shots the soliders were given contained certain genomic altercations? What have the Patriots told you?

by Grey Fox November 10, 2004