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Ass meat

1. A derogatory word to describe someone who doesn't listen or follow instructions
2. A straight man who cock teases a gay man.
1. Listen to me, ass meat!
2. Jamie, stop being Alf's ass meat!
by yugsey August 21, 2017
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Ass Rape Sunday

the third Sunday in June, a day on which anal sex in particular is honored, especially in Consensual Non-Consenting arrangements

The first known observation of the holiday was on the fifteenth of June, 2008, and is often celebrated in place of, or alongside Father’s Day in the United States
“A happy Ass Rape Sunday, to All Who Celebrate,”
by Perman April 29, 2025
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Lard Ass

When some one who is so fat runs an mile they start to sweat lard, grease, and cooking oil.
The sweating of these materials can also happening by other extreme workouts. Usually excretes as ass sweat
Timmy: What happened to Bruce?
Billy: He ran a mile and now he's got a bad case of the "lard ass"
Bruce:(Sitting in a puddle of lard, grease, and cooking oil) Hakjwbdwebfawieubciawrfiwqciubudisclijcv9upgvpurvprvub
Timmy: What a lard ass.
by stale cheerio May 30, 2018
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Fucker: Pussy Ass Poo

This is my name, for Lady Caca's third movie, a parody, of Joker: Folie A Deux.
Will anyone, still want, to see Lady Caca's Fucker: Pussy Ass Poo, or watch something else? Why is Lady Caca, still in the movies!?
by I'mcrazy July 10, 2024
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Up yo ass

The response you give when someone you dislike or just your friend ask where one of their possessions are
Katie: where's my pencil?

John: Up yo ass
by Imbetweenyourasscheeks February 9, 2025
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Ass Cracker

A loud fart that feels like a firework popping in your ass.
Man that sneezed caused me to let loose a real ass cracker.
by Gatortail17 January 13, 2019
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Ass

Me: wow i look like ass today!

Fred: Yeah you look like Ricki Taylor.
by don’t conjugate December 11, 2017
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