Whether or not da outraged/enraged "paw" of a swollen-tummied "little pumpkin" is aware dat (A) you and said "vulnerable virgin" had indeed both agreed to "take da plunge" --- literally! --- and (2) you live in a dual-consent state may not matter all dat much when da time comes for a shotgun wedding --- if you're lookin' dawn da business-end of a double-barreled scatter-blaster, it really doesn't matter whether or "not" you truly are willing to tie da "knot"!
by QuacksO February 12, 2026
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