rusty firecracker

When an old man fills a woman up with cum in every hole at once

Chav: yo shitboomer you owe moses £5
Old man:well your mom let me do the rusty firecracker for a pack of crisps

by shithead cameron May 16, 2014

Rusty Demon

Having sex up the arse during the effects of food poisoning from a hot curry.

Bryan took the opportunity slip one up her arse while she was suffering from fiery vindaloo shits. The result…. a Rusty Demon

by Nicktheteeth December 8, 2024

rusty crophopper

Three different holes three different days in three different locations.

"I got laid last night, oh yeah good for you. I completed the Rusty Crophopper with my gal last night. You are really lucky your lady is really special."

by Rusty2015 August 20, 2015

Dirty Rusty 2.0

The gayest person on earth, considerably taller than average. Frequently participates in a space dock fondue pot, and enjoys a green apple smoothie where the cup of fluid is then shoved into his butthole. He frequently dips big below average penis in a downward motion to the point where his ballbag hands lower than his weiner. His favorite move is an alligator fuckhouse.

I had an intervention with a Dirty Rusty 2.0 and I can’t tell if I’m gay, straight or trans now, also my butthole now hurts.

by LongDongSilver3853 February 6, 2025

Rusty Seas

A goofy ahh game made by Aygee where you play as an overweight wolf and speed run getting an assault and battery charge at a fictional beach.

Person 1: Bro you should play Rusty Seas
Person 1: WDYM everyone just left the room?

by Jonathanjo3star May 25, 2024

rusty star

A old , unused butthole

That ol gal Linda sure had a rusty star

by Sle3py Gary June 11, 2018

The Rusty Banjo

Making a turbo blow-off sound, similar to that of a Scania V8, as you climax during sexual intercourse

"I gave her a The rusty banjo in the back of my wee rig"

by 110-90 July 21, 2017