good morning

A greeting or farewell said in the period between 6:00 AM until 11:59 AM, known as morning.

Good morning.

by Ñhy January 19, 2026

not a morning person

Tends to be grouchy.

Lori is not a morning person, call back after noon.

by Creoleshag September 14, 2016

Sap O' The Morning Wood

When you jerk off in the morning in order to get rid of your morning boner.

I had an important interview that morning, so I rubbed out a sap o' the morning wood, got dressed, and left the house.

by SpringFellows May 26, 2016

Cindy In The Morning

Bringer of no sleep, sadness, pledges, and announcements

Man, i almost fell alseep in class my cindy in the morning was so loud she woke me up

by ScreamingBeeans April 23, 2018

A good morning and God bless

'A good morning and God bless' is an act where a human takes a sh*t while eating breakfast and drinking coffee at the same time. Often people feel the sound of the bathroom fan is sooting while the coffee relaxes their bowels.

Hila: Ethan I need the bathroom! What are you doing?
Ethan: The good morning God bless Hila!
Hila: What!?
Ethan: It´s a good morning and God bless
Hila: What are you doing?
(Hila opens the door and finds Ethan on the toilet drinking coffee and eating breakfast)
Ethan: Hila do you just open det door while people take a sh*t!? I´m doing a good morning God bless! I need another 20 minutes at least.

Hila: (laughter)
Ethan: Whats so funny?

by H3H3Norway May 12, 2018

Organic Princess Andha Modoni Obujbalika

An idiot who thinks himself to be something superior. Almost blind. Lives at his throne which is in the gutter. Very naive and acts like an obujbalika. Very obnoxious. cannot sing at all. thinks that he has abs but does not. Very stupid and likes to fall in trouble all the time. Has a different type of diet than other human beings. lives on demerits rather than food. Has amnesia and shows sign of it. Very weird...

You are such an organic princess andha modoni obujbalika...just like joytu, you fucking bitch!!!

by Jhakanaka jambura/ Jockey :) November 19, 2018

Say Infinity Stone (Thursday Morning)

A play on the song Say Amen (Saturday Night) by Panic! at the Disco written by Shrek Shady! at the Disco

say infinity stone (thursday morning) is lit

by Sarah Smiles February 14, 2019