when one girl is tickling one other hoo-ha and enjoys it mostly involving holding hands on the first floor near the gym
by Tickledbythelesbian123 October 28, 2021
Get the tickled lesbianmug. by Kirril Komarhan June 4, 2024
Get the lesbian shit monstermug. A Canoe Lesbian is one of only two types of lesbians. This lesbian will go out of nowhere and cut a tree down and make a canoe out of it. This canoe will sit in a room for over a month and collect dust, waiting for its lesbian to ride it hard one day!
Fred turns to his friend and asks, "Yo, bro, I didn't know Lola was lesbian."
His friend Gary turns to him and pauses from giving his girlfriend sweaty backshots, "Yeah, bro; she's like totally a Canoe Lesbian."
Fred, "A canoe lesbian?"
Gary's girlfriend huffs from below Gary, "Yeah, she just like took an axe to a tree one day and built a canoe."
Gary: "Yeah, bro, up and nowhere, too. It's like she just snapped after she scissored Mary." Gary flips his girlfriend around and starts pounding her from the front.
Fred shrugs as he watches them from the couch, "Damn, I didn't know there were different types of lesbians. That's wild, and it's good for her, I guess. What's she going to do with the canoe?"
Gary groans as his girlfriend moans, "Yeah, I don't know. I guess it will just collect dust until she decides to ride it out hard one day!" Gary thrusts one more time and slumps next to his girlfriend, breathing hard, his cock throbbing and empty.
Fred, unfazed, just stares at the picture of Lola on his phone as he reaches for his zipper, "Damn, unfortunate for the canoe."
His friend Gary turns to him and pauses from giving his girlfriend sweaty backshots, "Yeah, bro; she's like totally a Canoe Lesbian."
Fred, "A canoe lesbian?"
Gary's girlfriend huffs from below Gary, "Yeah, she just like took an axe to a tree one day and built a canoe."
Gary: "Yeah, bro, up and nowhere, too. It's like she just snapped after she scissored Mary." Gary flips his girlfriend around and starts pounding her from the front.
Fred shrugs as he watches them from the couch, "Damn, I didn't know there were different types of lesbians. That's wild, and it's good for her, I guess. What's she going to do with the canoe?"
Gary groans as his girlfriend moans, "Yeah, I don't know. I guess it will just collect dust until she decides to ride it out hard one day!" Gary thrusts one more time and slumps next to his girlfriend, breathing hard, his cock throbbing and empty.
Fred, unfazed, just stares at the picture of Lola on his phone as he reaches for his zipper, "Damn, unfortunate for the canoe."
by freaksters October 15, 2024
Get the Canoe Lesbianmug. by contributor549 July 4, 2022
Get the rice lesbianmug. a lesbian from the eighteenth century who married a man to hide the fact that she was a lesbian and someday run away with her female bestie
by that1lesbian May 10, 2022
Get the 18th century lesbianmug. by SirObama March 16, 2020
Get the Lesbian Monkeymug. The act of a person believing they have the equal right as others without having any proof or logistic or statistic. Someone who believes their own lies with no evidential proof. Also Someone believing everything is about them when in fact, nobody was even talking about them.
Female Bartender: Hey, we deserve equal respect as a man in this field!
Male Barback: So…., can you please go change the beer keg?
Female bartender: actually that’s a man’s job. It’s too heavy for me as a girl.
Male barback : lord…. Lesbianism…..
Male Barback: So…., can you please go change the beer keg?
Female bartender: actually that’s a man’s job. It’s too heavy for me as a girl.
Male barback : lord…. Lesbianism…..
by Sadao Bowden March 23, 2023
Get the Lesbianismmug.