national kkk day

a day where we all dress up as ghosts and go nigga hunting for fun.

i fucking hate niggers wanna hunt some on the national kkk day?

by Adolf Copernicus Hitler January 18, 2023

National Jailah Day

February 15th is national jailah day. A day to celebrate a wonderful person named Jailah S.

It’s feb 15 so that means it’s national jailah day.

by sandwich 123 February 15, 2023

National Birb Day

The day of which birbs are celebrated on 9/22/22 is the one day of the year when all the birbs put on their fanciest feathers and strut around like they own the place. It's a time for birb-themed parties, silly birb puns, and of course, lots of birb watching.

"Yo dude, I can't wait for National Birb Day holy shit!"

by SkyTheGuy February 18, 2023

National Rape Day

April 24th is a day that’s supposed to be about honoring and respecting survivors of rape and assault, but has instead been turned into a horrible “joke” made by degenerate fucking TikTok incels, where they think it’s okay to go out and assault someone.

Incel: It’s a National Rape Day, you better hide your kids ;)

Good Person: Congratulations asshole, you just ruined a day that was supposed to be about respect. Fuck you.

Incel: It’s just a joke you’re so sensitive LMAO

Good Person: You know what is funny, your deceased father.

by DefiantSinger October 11, 2023

National Stoke Day

October 18th is National Stoke Day… Get Stoked

Are you Rippin the Park? It’s National Stoke Day

by StokeMaster Swizzy October 18, 2023

National rape day

If you celebrate this day, you suck. You’re a little bitch just crash into an oil place for all I care just go fucking die, you know you just made it up for an excuse to do gross things to people. Like no, who does that, that is NOT a real holiday and it is NOT real.

Dumbass: it’s national rape day!

Me: no. That’s not a real holiday. Go fucking die bitch.

by St4rb4tzz April 9, 2023

National Frog Day

National Frog Day is where you can do anything to a frog!! :)
DONT FUCK IT FOR FUCKS SAKE

Luna: *plays with a frog*
Luka: *fucks a frog*
Luna: WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK
Luka: but it’s national frog day!
Luna: BUT FUCKING IT IS NOT RIGHT

by char_spring April 14, 2023