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goat choker

A person who masturbates in a furious and aggressive manner, due to the act being vain in nature it is usually committed in front of a mirror , individuals who engage in this heinous act are usually given away due to their social retardation and enormous ego.
person 1: "Hey bro!! why are you looking at my girl?!?! My body is made of solid steel! i've been on TMZ ten fucking times , i'm a god damn movie star!! I'll fuck you up!!!" person 2: "...wow. what a real goat choker". *walks away and continues on with life*
by Tomm Orrow April 10, 2015
mugGet the goat chokermug.

noemie's goats

goats used to partake in noemie's suspicious sacrificial ritual
Noemie's goats are going berserk!
by vegannTesher November 29, 2022
mugGet the noemie's goatsmug.

Goated

When you lose or get passed up by the G.O.A.T. (old musky middle aged man)
Man you suck!! You just got Goated
by mpage619 February 7, 2019
mugGet the Goatedmug.

GOAT

often used by brain dead pieces of shit who think penaldo is better than messi. GOAT means Messi.
by ciggaghad October 4, 2023
mugGet the GOATmug.

Goated

Damn bro that shot was goated

Aye yo this rice is goated asf
by Freaky how.com November 18, 2019
mugGet the Goatedmug.

GOATS

A disgusting team composition in Overwatch 1 built around triple tank and triple support. The focus of this composition is overwhelming sustain, enabling the team to absorb massive damage while pushing objective with coordinated aggression. It's named after the first e-sports team that used it in an official tournament.
Let's run GOATS
We need to counter this GOATS meta
The GOATS meta might've enforced the 2-2-2 role queue update
by phnx8 March 8, 2025
mugGet the GOATSmug.

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