When a female is attracted to other females. aka, me.
No, I don't want a threesome.
No, I don't feel anything when a guy flirts with me.
No, I don't want a threesome.
No, I don't feel anything when a guy flirts with me.
Chad:*wolf wistle* damn! You're hot!
Me:No Chad, I'm a lesbian.
Chad:I can turn you straight😏
Me:I already told you, I like Ebelyn!
Chad:Ebelyn don't got sh*t on dis!
Me:You can't be talkin'! You've never dated a girl in your life!
Chad:really? Name one slightly romantic thing ya'll've done.
Me:Let's see.. She had to take her backpack out of my lap, she let me punch her stomach blc it hurt, she always turns to me for help in math--
Chad:Alright! Fine!
Me:Thank you and good bie.
Me:No Chad, I'm a lesbian.
Chad:I can turn you straight😏
Me:I already told you, I like Ebelyn!
Chad:Ebelyn don't got sh*t on dis!
Me:You can't be talkin'! You've never dated a girl in your life!
Chad:really? Name one slightly romantic thing ya'll've done.
Me:Let's see.. She had to take her backpack out of my lap, she let me punch her stomach blc it hurt, she always turns to me for help in math--
Chad:Alright! Fine!
Me:Thank you and good bie.
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