dylan is a 5’3 basketball player. i never would’ve thought i would friends with him, let alone best friends. his exterior is more rude and sarcastic, but once i got to know him, he’s actually really sweet. he’s also one of the funniest people you will ever meet, yet he’ll start cracking up at the most unfunny joke about a autistic person. he’s also a boy i’ve had a crush on at least 2 times during our friendship, even tho he kinda looks like a dog. but after a while you can’t keep liking someone who will definitely never like you, especially after you had to watch an excruciating screen recording of him talking to a bitch named stephanie (srry). in the end, dylan is a friend who may be extremely aggressive and rude, but if you need him, he’ll be there. if you have a dylan keep him, if you don’t, definitely get yourself one.
person 1: you free this weekend?
person 2: nah i’m hanging out with Dylan
person:1 you think i can come, you make him seem like he mad cool
person 2: cuz he is
person 2: nah i’m hanging out with Dylan
person:1 you think i can come, you make him seem like he mad cool
person 2: cuz he is
by shy <3 July 17, 2023
by They<3me November 16, 2023
Dylan, an amazing guy that would make a perfect
husband. He loves unconditionally and never mess
with him. He may look innocent, but under that face
is a straight up savage that knows how to fight. He
has a huge dick and gets hella bitches because of
the respect he displays for girls. He is a huge hunk of
man meat and is considered a sex God.
husband. He loves unconditionally and never mess
with him. He may look innocent, but under that face
is a straight up savage that knows how to fight. He
has a huge dick and gets hella bitches because of
the respect he displays for girls. He is a huge hunk of
man meat and is considered a sex God.
by Bahjesaispas November 22, 2021
To pull a Dylan is to over react based off of word of mouth information. When the evidence and facts suggest he's been given fraudulent information, the over reaction is the act of not thinking and acting resulting in a Dylan.
Dylan: IF YOU TOUCH MY SISTER EVER AGAIN I'LL BREAK YOUR NECK
Security camera footage: She's lying
The Ex: mhm
Security camera footage: She's lying
The Ex: mhm
by Randybobany September 28, 2020
by A_Person637 September 25, 2020
If your name is Dylan, you are the most sexiest man on earth. Every girl dreams to be with you forever. You will have a life with a lot of money and friends. And you will and up with the most beautifull women who is your girlfriend since you were 17. You will live a happy life with your wife, 2 childeren and your 2 dogs.
by dwowjwam November 22, 2021
He is a fucking hot, sexy, cool, big dick, tall, brown hair, blue eyes, GREAT SHOES, and is a sweetheart. ALL GIRLS WANT TO FUCK HIM.
by BIGD131 February 16, 2017