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windmiller

to put a walking cane or broom stick in ones anus.
Friend 1: "Dude, joe stuck his grandmas walker in his cinnamon ring last night, tennis ball and all."
Friend 2: "Oh Man!! I bet he windmillered that shit hard core!!!!"
by M.A.1213 January 6, 2011
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WindMill

The windmill is a joint that consists of 5 individual joints combined into one awesome joint. It is a similar roll to the cross joint, however, where the two smaller joints enter at opposite sides, 2 more joints do the same at a 90 degree angle.
Once all 5 end's are light, one is to spin the joint slowly so that the ends rotate, and look like a windmill.
Peterson: Hey man, what you smoking??
Jefferson: A windmill man...
Peterson: Sick one, gives a drag!
Jefferson: Here...
Peterson: It's F***ing awesome!!
by MashMaster December 16, 2010
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South Dakota Windmill

A dangerous sex act in which the male partner penetrates the female partner while a third party is operating a motor vehicle and doing donuts in the parking lot or on an interstate. The man fucking her usually has her put her head out the window and the window is about halfway open so she doesn't fall out the car (hopefully) but no guarantees bc neither seat belts or protection is used in a South Dakota Windmill. The driver waits until both the man and woman are about to cum, then spins a MASSIVE counterclockwise donut which causes them to get heavy whiplash halfway head out the window , resulting in them appearing in a 'windmill' formation. That's how to do a South Dakota Windmill. Do not try at home , only ever attempt in South Dakota !
Jack was tired of watching Spongebob in his basement in Kentucky, so he called Amber and Joseph , his friends from South Dakota, and headed their way. Joseph spun them around the block while Jack gave Amber his big ol cock. Amber was screamin so loud that North Dakota could hear it. Her head was spinning all night from a good old fashioned South Dakota Windmill.
by SantaSaysHoeHoeHoe July 21, 2025
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Holland Windmill

When two guys from Holland, MB, partake in a dutch windmill
Did you see Colton Unger do the Holland Windmill with that random guy?
by Yaboibadger June 3, 2018
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