by Michael Tran May 26, 2008
Refers to the natural phenomenon that if you have a problem, no matter what it may be, if you go online, someone is selling something to fix your issue.
Person A: I can’t believe someone actually made sleeves for your can if soda!
Person B: You know what they say: If there’s a problem there’s a product!
Person B: You know what they say: If there’s a problem there’s a product!
by Resident Shitter February 11, 2023
A mother fucker who thinks they know everything about something but has not idea and has 40 personalities to boot
Man that guy is product support knows fuck all. Besides that, you ring the guy and one minute he is ok, the next minute he is a fucking idiot.
by Lickadickaday December 07, 2017
When you spend the weekend painting, making cookies, watching videos of things Pallavi wants to do, making plans and spending time with (a) friend as the cherry on the top of an action-filled day
by called_out_the_memes August 14, 2022
The clients turned me into there production pig once again. I told them this won't work, but they want it any way.
by Draven Westlake April 13, 2016
When you’re wanting or thinking about being lazy, you’re technically productively lazy. Since being productive is setting your mind on doing something, then doing it, makes wanting to be lazy productive.
by kid cuisine February 09, 2019
Bananas are typically harvested when they are still green. Subsequently, they are transported to stores where people often purchase them while still unripe, only to allow them to ripen at home until they turn yellow and delicious. This same pattern can be observed with numerous products released in the present day. Companies have a tendency to ship incomplete products with only the most basic features and a multitude of bugs. They then spend the following years playing catch-up in order to make these products functional and useful (to ripen them).
Josh bought this smart tv but it can't show a picture yet. This will be a feature in one of the next software updates. Also playing audio is flakey at the moment. At least for this a fix is underway. Man what a banana-product it ripens with the customer.
by benny banana June 02, 2023