show priest

A priest who gives the appearance of godliness but it's all an act and his actions and words are not in allignment.

He preaches about the poor while drinking pricey wine and eating caviar. He's a show priest.

by Justice4all November 2, 2013

Travis Priest

A rotten man who can never shit. Borderline organ failure. An unhealthy way to live.

In other cases a raging homosexual who is scared of big crowds.

Man, I’m feeling like Travis Priest. I need to shit!

by Young Man Z November 14, 2025

moldy priest

When a Catholic priest has to resort to having sex with a legal age adult

I couldn't find any of the choir boys, so I had to do a quick Moldy Priest

by Asstroman June 19, 2016

priest-pull

Post mass exit ritual where as you are in the line to greet the Priest who then will shake your hand whilst pulling you down the line away from him simultaneously as not exchange lengthy BS "hellos" and "how are you's".

Father McGillan totally priest-pulled my mother as she was saying hello and trying to thank him for his service. He pulled her down the line away from him and was engaging 2 people behind her already.

by cheeky sunshine August 17, 2017

Flipper the Priest

He who drinks perpetually.

Flipper the priest is out tonight.
Oh yeah?
Yep, he's on the beer obviously

by SwagLord II November 22, 2021

priest

Made from Joy and loved by everyone they meet, he is charming, and has a lot of charisma. He is funny and good at sports. Ladies love that kid and he will always be loved or hated by friends or foes. Sometimes get a bad rap sheet but is unique and one of a kind. He is one of the special ones in this World and to know him is to love him. If you ever get a Priest or Pre Pre make sure to treasure him forever.

Priest is a beast in Football. That guy is a stud.

by Joyandpain November 21, 2021

Priest

Representative of the catholic church and the Christian religion that prides themselves with the undeniable ability to efficiently fearmonger and prosecute those who commit the sin of being different, and the quality of without mistake properly “disciplining” his favorite little choir boy after each teaching and service.

In simple terms, the mortal enemy of rocker marilyn manson. (Probably cause he doesnt touch kids)

John: just saw a priest walking past that kindergarten
Trent: fuckin sick (in a bad way)

by Cupid (carries a gun) January 2, 2024