Anal Iris

The soul of the anal sphincter. When you peel back the outer anal Labia you reveal the soul lurking inside of the fart box corridor. The Anal Iris, Scientifically known to all humans as the Glompus Stinkus, is the core system that controls sticky, sweaty and often mucky sensations. The Iris watches others movements and tries to mimmick what it sees. Often theorised to be more of a complex organ than the brain, the Iris can adapt to its surroundings and create emotion, warmth and stability within one's bowel movement schedule.
"Cor look at the anal iris on that!"
"Yes Doctor, I have a sore glompus; can it be treated?"
by Daah "The DJ" December 01, 2021
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Iris the Beatlemaniac

Iris the Beatlemaniac, or should I say... Iris the maniac! Iris the (Beatle)maniac is cruel, cold, mean, sour, your worst nightmare, your sleep paralysis demon even! Stay away from her at all costs!
Hide! Iris the Beatlemaniac is coming our way!
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Iris Syndrome

Iris Syndrome is the same type of syndrome as โ€œMayu Syndromeโ€ however this syndrome is not as contagious as Mayu Syndrome but the differences of this Syndrome is that instead of misspelling words you spell the words in numbers.
Damn Zen really made Iris Syndrome
by Z e n i s d u m b November 17, 2020
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dirty iris

when you take your great aunt off life support to save a little on the electricity bill.

then using that outlet to show off your sweet new microwave you got from Walmart in the clearance section
yeah, unfortunately our christmas budget was so tight this year we had to pull a dirty iris. otherwise we wouldnt be able to go to the equestrian lessons aunt melinda wanted
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Harley irie

Very rare. If you find this 1keep....A Real genuine empathetic but well rounded honest sometimes unbalanced but sound down to earth ๐ŸŒŽ woman. But not sympathetic with truth she owns her own self inner and outer bodily. Deepest darkest secrets been even been pationatly opinionated. Her conscience is her guide and her guardian angel Tahva. So If you do her wrong b wrong and make sure you stand firm ground against any wrong doing . She will the most beautiful amazing eyes with life. She stands out amongst others. Eyes that are full of pain plenty, still some love but very awakened life behind the eyes. She exists to exist and be happy, and no amount of monetary reward will get her awake let alone out of bed. Lazy but doesn't lay up. Things that are priority to her in her life are family herself and the few real rare no classโˆ† (enlightened one's) that she can value and appreciations and respect is always paid where due but never on demand. And the goals she sets her sights upon. Laughter is her favorite medicine she's the money Devoted mother and if ever there was more so. Only fullfulment is that one blessing to her. Diamond ๐Ÿ’Ž in the dirt. is cut to best perfectly imperfect never goes against her grain. And cut from such diamond cloth she never fell far from home has morals respect and very polite unless you cause your own issue with her. The. Most beautiful person can get ugly if she will but not much she'll do for nothing unless it's right so don't do her wrong to be right.
Harley irie. Peaceful exist to just be happy she Is real genuine.
You brother think twice before you think you can even try to pattern Harley irie
She might have an evil twin called Quinn and Quinn my shawty dun no. Nahdah
by Ms.irie as fcuk September 30, 2022
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Irie

1. (Rastafari, Jamaican Creole) in a state of peacefulness or harmony, either within oneself or with the world in general

-To be at total peace with your current state of being. The way you feel when you have no worries.

2. Being incredibly intoxicated on Marijuana. It can also be used to classify someone as a stoner or if something looks really trippy. It is used commonly in Jamaica and is rarely used in the United States.
Ex 1. Everything is irie mon!

Ex 2. That J has me feeling real irie
by hkffoo September 19, 2019
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Irie

This girl is STUNNING, funny and so wholesome. Her smile is gorgeous and her laugh is adorable.
Sean: Wow sheโ€™s perfect.

Gianna: Yeah. because sheโ€™s Irie.
by Gigisavagedancer November 25, 2021
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