Teacher

Usually mean and wants you to die.

My teacher gave me to much homework.

by TRUTH_TALK April 14, 2015

Teachers

Teachers are people who deal with obnoxious children and teenagers for pretty crappy pay. Most of them are usually ignorant, unprofessional, have no idea what they are teaching, have no clue how to run a classroom and 9 times out of 10 hate their job and take it out their students by not teaching anything and giving faulty pop quizzes on material we haven't even learned. However, not all teachers are like this; some actually care for their students and want to see them succeed in life, but unfortunately about 60% of teachers are as described above, which is why our youth are becoming more and more ignorant, uneducated and numb to the real world.

Good Teachers: Good morning everyone, I hope you had a nice weekend, let's get started on this fun lab I have planned for you today!
Bad Teachers: Everyone shut up! Sit down! Do the freakin bellwork! You brats get on my last nerves!
Good Teachers: I hope this art project is enjoyable for you guys it is due in 2 months.
Bad Teachers: You're geometry assignment is to do 55 written proofsthat show angle A is congruent to angle P, and it is due tomorrow worth 200 points, which is 80% of your grade.
Bad Teachers: Are you chewing gum!? 3 weeks of In School Suspension!Go to the office now!

Good Teacher: Would you throw away your gum please, sweetie.

by jxw360 July 12, 2016

Teacher

Normally an annoying cunt who enjoys looking at developing children, most teachers are mentally unstable and can’t handle teaching. There are some good teachers but only on rare occasions.

Child: My teachers kept staring at me today
Child2: He might be a nonse

by GucciGangDab July 7, 2018

Teacher

An ugly whore who you fuck every night.

Teacher

by gregoryfan83 June 11, 2018

Teacher

A man/women who get paid to do fuck all and ruin your fucking life. These aliens are from the planet jeboris and are all fuck wits

Teacher- can you please do this
Kids- Niqqa fuck off

by XD-MAGNET IS A MIDGET November 25, 2019

Teachers

A person who loves to yell at kids for 8 hours

OR

The most hated person in the universe

teachers just hate us PERIDOT.

by Prettymuchboii April 18, 2019

Teacher

A human being who will not let you go to the toilet even if the shit is practically hanging out of your anus.
They also do not follow the Magdani cult which all must obey.

Teacher: what are you laughing at????
You: Nothing
Your brain: i need a fucking shittttt

by <21savage> March 11, 2019