A defense mechanism that occurs when presenting a hypothetical to a friend who attempts to find unintended loopholes that skirt the main contention of the hypothetical in which you respond by including as many guardrails as possible in an attempt to plug up said loopholes.
Oliver: Would you date your crush if she had a really big mustache?
George: Yeah, I could literally just shave the mustache off.
Oliver: No you can't, she has a mustache shield.
George: Duuude stop mustache-shielding!
George: Yeah, I could literally just shave the mustache off.
Oliver: No you can't, she has a mustache shield.
George: Duuude stop mustache-shielding!
by Guy616 November 18, 2025
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B "Is this just another drive-by-shoeting or do you want to go in and try them on?"
A "No, I can't afford them. Just wanted to get a picture of the lovelies."
B "Is this just another drive-by-shoeting or do you want to go in and try them on?"
A "No, I can't afford them. Just wanted to get a picture of the lovelies."
by creativegoddess November 12, 2011
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