golden scorpion

an advanced sexual maneuver where the male is required to hold open his gaping anus in the 'bicycle' position while the female squats over him and urinates into his open rectum, filling it with minimal overflow spillage. this advanced move requires balance, patience and an unabashed approach to new experiences.

Last night, my gurl and I got freaky and executed a perfect golden scorpion.

by Capt. Sexstuff June 22, 2017

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Scorpion toss

A means of compounding a person's suffering or humiliation whereby, when they are at their very lowest point, you throw scorpions on them.

"I've lost my job, my wife's left me, my kids think I'm a loser and I don't know if I can take life any more."
"SCORPION TOSS!"
"Oh Christ! Why did you do that? Aaaarghh!"

by HonestTom October 25, 2009

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Sheet Scorpion

After you have eaten to much taco bell and you're are laying in bed and you take a gamble on the fart and you now have to replace your bed because you had spicy diarrhea

I probably shouldn't have eaten those spicy burritos because it turned me into a sheet scorpion

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Scorpion Claw

When a girl is giving you a blowjob but you piss in her mouth. You then make out.

Dude, i just scorpion clawed that girl!

by nobcheese November 15, 2010

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Thought scorpion

A fake term used to trick boomers

Hey have you heard about Thought Scorpions? Boomer: No. You: L

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Scorpion King

Scorpion King is a gay person who likes to lick boys balls. He is a twat who likes eating dumplings. He fills them up in his mouth so he can spit them at boys.

Johnny: are you a scorpion king

Dave: screw you jackass

by Gayfaggut89 June 22, 2018

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