posh punk

a posh person trying to be punk

a posh man trying to sell posh punk t-shirts while trying to pass as a real punk.

by davethemonkeylover January 15, 2011

BTEC Posh Cunt

1. A person who believes they are superior to others despite their lack of common sense

2. A person who tries to convince others that their BTEC course is worth at least 5 A Levels

Hey have you heard Lisa boasting about her McDonald's apprenticeship?

Wow, what a BTEC posh cunt.

by buttowies June 6, 2018

Posh wank

When a woman gets all dressed up, posh underwear, heels, the lot...then masturbates while slowly turning herself on by looking so bloody fantastic!

Imagine the hottest date you could ever go on....and orgasm at the end of it..posh wank!

by Virginia mary February 13, 2010

Posh boy

Someone that goes to a school that is controlled by other school.

Look at that Posh boy

by chcuc November 8, 2018

Edward Posh Hands

A game where 2 bros watch lesbian 69 porn and stick both their cocks into a massive condom, and a third bro jerks both cocks at the same time to make it fair, last to cum has to drink both loads.

Hey bro want to try Edward Posh Hands tonight?
Yeah sure but as long as he jerks us at the same pace this time!

by EdwardJerkHands Grand Champion October 18, 2020

The homies (posh accent)

This is when you and your mates (maximum 3) are on another level. U will never get it, unless you yourself are in a homies cult.

Homie wan kenobi! Sod off jassica! Damn look at that bumper! The homies (posh accent)

by Homie wan kenobi February 27, 2020

posh boy cock

A guy, normally very snobbish, who thinks he is cool because of his dick.

Also a reference started by the Angry Samoans about Rodney Bingenheimer.

*both mentioned in fagetful

Man if you wanna get on that record label you gotta get with posh boy cock

by FagetfulGabe January 29, 2016