Timmy: “i mastrabate with my right hand but I don’t know which hand is left or right because I’m dyslexic”
Johnny: *gets idea*
Johnny: “hey I’m going to do opposite hand October.
*becomes a trend and a meme*
Johnny but older and is talking to his grand children: “I will miss the old days were we have nnn and opposite hand October...”
Kids:” what is opposite hand October”
*johnny tells the story of oho*
Johnny: *gets idea*
Johnny: “hey I’m going to do opposite hand October.
*becomes a trend and a meme*
Johnny but older and is talking to his grand children: “I will miss the old days were we have nnn and opposite hand October...”
Kids:” what is opposite hand October”
*johnny tells the story of oho*
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Did you see the picture she posted? She made herself look tan and thin, and me look fatter and white. She totally pulled a FaceTune opposition!
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Get the FaceTune opposition mug.“Opposite Day, also called Backwards Day, is a game usually played by children. The game begins when someone declares that it is "opposite day” On Opposite Day, everything is the opposite of what it usually is.”
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Everything is opposite no matter what
Person 1: Can i fuck your cat?
Person 2: No
(what person 2 really meant was yes)
Person 1: Is today opposite day?
Person 2: No
(what person 2 really means is yes)
Person 1: Can i fuck your cat?
Person 2: No
(what person 2 really meant was yes)
Person 1: Is today opposite day?
Person 2: No
(what person 2 really means is yes)
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Perhaps the "r" opposites might have had a role to play in the infamous "cell phone static" call that got the totally-honorable-and-conscientious Enron officials in trouble --- you will notice that the moral-minded, "Ship the documents to the Feds" has no "r" letters in it, whereas the supposedly-uttered criminal statement, "Rip the documents to shreds" does indeed contain that letter a couple times, and has the exact opposite meaning.
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Get the Opposite day mug.Everything your heart is, pure, true, feels, is sure about, but is being lived opposite as to as if you take everything that is love and all goes against grain. I knew the day I looked into your eyes my love was forever yours. And, yes, I did hear you whisper the same in return as the song suggest, Ed Sheridan I believe. Although you've never fully voiced it, you never had to, I saw it in your eyes then, I felt it in everything we were then and ironically still today, so much alike, although differences in skill sets only complimenting one another to equal a perfect 10, or you at least is where i've always placed you, even back when, you most likely may not know, but they aren't creative words, just facts, stories, we have a million to share. Actions and all of what the world, team, whoever sees and inflicts upon carries little to no weight. Part curiosity, part idle hands, part metaphorically, part desire to overcome, rid what must go, step up, say I'm sorry, not waste a single second longer, accept what it, get on with quality of life, as these lessons will prove invaluable as to intuition and perhaps how I'm more easily able to love and be loved. Us, trust, love, 2,4,7,3,5,8
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