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niko ne jebe

by Hypurrelet August 15, 2023
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Niko

Niko is an amazing person. They are funny and often laugh at their own jokes. They overthink things and get wrapped up in their own head so if you know a Niko, you should check in on them. Despite the fact that Niko is German, they are actually quite kind; so don’t get the wrong impression! Niko enjoys Taylor Swift, cats, and being the smart friend. They also enjoy bland foods, including cabbage, cheerios, and puffed corn.
Did you see Niko today? Yes, he was teaching someone about quantum mechanics.

Are you Niko? No, I don’t like cabbage.
by mikey<3 November 21, 2021
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Nikos

a Greek name, only bestowed to those with the fattest footlong longadong.
wow that guy's slinging some fat meat, what's his name?
i don't know but it's probably Nikos
by primeministerofthefrontporch October 15, 2022
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A player , he is very tall and he rides a bike . He plays with the fellings that a girl might have , he is dyslexic but makes good grades . He can have any girl he likes but he stays single and last he has a very big friend group with his twin brother
Person 1 : wow i want nikos sooo bad
The girl that got her feelings hurt by him : he is cute but nooo
by anonymous November 20, 2021
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Nikos

A loving, wonderful man. Who knows how to satisfy. He truely is your best friend in every Situation and will always help you going thru tought times. But he sometimes is a pretender, because he really has some problems, which make his life harder than you could every think.
Oh wow, that was good sex, your nearly as good as Nikos.

Oh i see, you always help me, but please show me your downside too, maybe I can help you, you don‘t have to be a Nikos.
by Justtrueworde November 21, 2021
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Nikos is a homosexual man that loves to be fucked hardly
Emma -He is so Gay

Aggelos-His name must be Nikos
by Red Dolphin June 18, 2022
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Nikos

Nikos is a man with power and very very big cock and if you touch him he will open you ass at 2
Nikos with big cock
by Nikos123 November 20, 2021
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