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National suck Brians dick day 

This wonderful holiday falls on June the 28th

National grab my dick day 

October 4 is national grab my dick day this day was created on October 3 when a lot of hose and school wanted to grab one dudes dick there for national grab my dick day was created
Hey bro it’s national grab my dick day no Homo

It’s all good bro here let me grab your dick

Did you guys hear it’s national grab my dick day I better go grab Kyle‘s dick

National grab a dick day 

April 20th , everyone needs to grab a dick it doesn’t matter if it’s a girl’s or guy’s dick you can grab a dick and maybe even give it a good handjob, no punching the dick and you can’t say anything when someone gives you a hand job

National suck some dick day 

An annual event that occurs on July 18th ,where you can suck as much dick as you like even if it’s someone you don’t know. Have fun !
Kyle: yoooo I cant wait for july 18th

Rob: why what’s so special about July 18th ?!
Kyle: didn’t you hear ? It’s national suck some dick day!
Rob: wait really !!
Kyle: yep and I’ve got my eye on polly,she gives the best head .
Rob: dude...Polly’s my girl

National Beat your Dick Day 

Get the fuck out of here you lonely motherfucker and find yourself a girlfriend.
Did you hear it is national beat your dick day.

Wow you must be lonely.

National Suck Averys Dick Day 

October 21th, suck Avery’s dick for free
U ready for national suck Averys Dick Day?