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The Gunnar B ©

Large friendly, yellow, couch potato. Sometimes referred to as dog, but swears he is human. Loves to spread his "gunnar glitter" like it's the VID-19. The Gunnar B likes peepaw, cheezburgs, takoes, and any other human foods he can find. Belly rubs are required for friendship. Unlimited kisses included. Prefers to be far away from his 8 siblings, must must be centimeters away from mom at all times. Will kill for a pup cup.

Accomplishments:
- Graduated community college with an AAS in photography
- Currently works at a pet store, "stocking" treats and toys (not to be left unattended)
- Can eat a whole couch in under a minute
- Solely owns and operates his very own photography business, Gunnar B's Photography

WARNING: may lick you to death, unless you choke on his gunnar glitter first or steal his peepaw. NEVER steal the peepaw.
The Gunnar B © is the best dog ever!

I LOVE my Gunnar B! 5 stars!
by certifiedagent December 7, 2023
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Your mother gunnar

Tim: your granny a tranny
Bob: your mother gunnar!
Tim: 😪😣😣😔😔😞😞
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En simon gunnar

Att Börja gråta av att bli ställd en fråga
Fabian gjorde en simon gunnar på spanskan
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