Shit in my cheerios

(true story) when you are about 8 years old and enjoying a bowl of some honey nut cheerios in front of the TV and your older brother casually walks up to you half turns lifts his leg and farts your direction and a little diarhea accidently falls into your bowl of cheerios.

OH MY GOD!!! MOM! Sam just took a shit in my cheerios!

by -Blackbiurd August 29, 2017

hailo cheerio

hailo cheerio is anyone named hailey.

who just love harry styles - and have besties named val.

hailo cheerio makes me go UwU

by nodal el nopal September 15, 2021

cheerio head

A cheerio head is a boy with blonde and very curly hair, he is often very funny and likes to do british accents.

Lola: " who is that"

John: " thats just cheerio head"

by dkwbebshrieieneb June 27, 2022

German Cheerio

The most disgusting, depraved sexually deviant act you could ever imagine.

Dude 1: So how was last night with that Chick?

Dude 2: dude....... German Cheerio.....

Dude 1: *Gun To Head*

by Zomgwtfbbq!!!!!rawr October 3, 2010

Exploded cheerio

Charlie turner

Charlie turner is such a exploded cheerio

by Jdog66killer May 2, 2017

Doo Doo Cheerio

Doo Doo Cheerio = Booty Hole

Dude 1: Hey how was that chick last night.
Dude 2: Bro she was wild, bitch was asking me to eat that Doo Doo Cheerio!
Dude 1: ... well... did you?
Dude 2: Homie you know breakfast my favorite meal.

by McCheerios December 11, 2020

Cheerio

An extraordinarily direct insult aimed at the way someone is shaped.

If someone calls you a cheerio you are really bottom of the damn barrel.
save yourself and don't be a cheerio.

"you....you CHEERIO"
*fucking dies*

by sicken.ing October 23, 2022