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Brendon

A disgustingly amazing friend. He is always willing to help you out if you mention a problem your having he the first to offer a solution. He may seem indifferent et at times but he has a lot to say.

He is sarcastic and likes very very dark humor. He is not easy to read and you can’t always tell what he’s thinking and he won’t tell you his thoughts but he shows he cares by his actions. He is horny but won’t ever find a girlfriend because he doesn’t want and because he scares them away. If you ever have a crush on him youll get jealous a lot because he talks to any girl and gives no one special treatment so you won’t know of he likes you or not. Probably best to avoid a Brendon if emotions happen.
There goes that pedophile Brendon again... luring little kids to his white beetle.

Brendon loves Jesus... so much so he wants to look like him.
by Schwifty bits December 26, 2019
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Brendon

Someone whose parent(s) couldn't distinguish between an A and an E
In tha and, it doasn't avan mettar Brendon
by 405 South November 23, 2021
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Brendon Urine

A former member of Panic at the Dicksco and helped Taylor Shit make her most watched music video on YouTube besides Shake It Off.
He also pees on a bunch of people he collaborates with, given his name.
Brendon Urine: I left Panic at the Dicksco and collaborated with Taylor Shit so she can get more famous.
Taylor Shit: WHAT?
Brendon Urine: Yes, and I tried to give you something yellow drink.
Taylor Shit: What is it.
Brendon Urine: We’ll my last name says so.
by gregben May 14, 2023
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Brendon Urie

A fabulous bean with a amazing vocal range. The lead singer of Panic! At The Disco, and not just Panic At The Disco because that's not the name of the band. YOU CAN'T JUST CHANE THEIR NAME. IT'S LIKE CALLING TWENTY ONE PILOTS JUST TWENTY PILOTS. Brendon is a incredible musician with a unique voice. He is amazing but i think he should be recognized by his amazing voice and not. because he is sexy. And Ryan will be his wife forever even if he left him so don't worry about that.
Brendon Urie is an amazing talented bean and is the god of this universe so yeah that's all thank you.
by Beanybean May 24, 2017
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Brendon

Brendon is a great person! He defends his friends and always follows a certain code. He also simps for rich boys!
Brendon look! It’s togami

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by Thatonesimp June 2, 2020
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Brendon

*Guy walks by menacingly*
Other guy: "Wow that guys such a Brendon.. I wish I was a Brendon."
by dodo birds are cool November 10, 2021
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Brendonism

People that touch children in an unusual manner.
Are you involved with brendonism.
by What cunt February 28, 2017
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