lonely Nigel

lonely Nigel only ventures outside to buy milk and gay porn magazines
by mrs tosser August 3, 2025
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Nigel Davies

A welsh man racing in a tractor. (Reference to Nigel Mansell)
Jesus! Look how quick that tractors going! Must be Nigel Davies
by Bexamillion August 31, 2010
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Nigel

nigel is a person with a huge cock and big balls
I wish i was like nigel maybe my girlfriend didn’t cheat on me then
by Peepeepoopoo balls and cock November 23, 2021
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nigel wanking

to grip your hand around another man's penis and pull up and down to cause an ejaculation
by mrs tosser October 5, 2025
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Nigel

A NIGEL (usually written in capital letters) is a name for a person who is unbelievably fantastic that everyone should know or already knows about that person. It was a name given to a greek champion named Hercules, the name was changed to Nigel because that's was a name Zeus considered since it meant champion.
Wow Nigel has a big shlong
by SmokedHummus November 21, 2021
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Nigel

In slang, particularly in English, in England, the term "a Nigel" is often used to refer to a stereotype of a middle-class, suburban white male, often perceived as being somewhat bland, boring, or lacking in adventure. The name has been popularized in various media and is sometimes used humorously or pejoratively to describe someone who embodies these traits.
Nigel Farage is such a nigel, it restores your faith in nominative determinism.
by Fustbariclation November 2, 2024
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