Tesla-tosterone

Tesla-tostrone (noun)
A god-tier male hormone that bypasses dating and goes straight to “Let’s repopulate and colonize Mars.”

She thought it was a casual date until he pulled out a star map and said, ‘We need to secure humanity’s future.’ The Tesla-tosterone was off the charts.

by Burt Cutler April 22, 2025

Water Break Tester

A water break tester is an individual (usually black) who has dirty, greasy, or otherwise gross hands which ruin the surface of an aluminum part or panel that is having the water break test conducted upon it.

These fuckin' water break tester's are stinking up the classroom.

by Mike Osowski October 23, 2022

Topeka Taste Tester

To taste a finger, cock,dildo,or any other phallic shape after it has entered both the colan(man,or woman's)and vagina or any other orifice from another living creature during coitus

There is a hooker on 5th and Main who allows Topeka Taste Testers for no additional price.

by Finkdaddy McGill December 1, 2022

Professional Toe-Jam Taster

A person who lick's feet, a kiss up, a punk ass spineless weasel who will stab you in the back, a dirty motherfucka. A sexual deviant. One who enjoys stinky sandwiches.

I wouldn't trust that mofo, he's a Professional Toe-Jam Taster.

by D Philosophiser March 14, 2023

European Torque Tester

The act of twisting someone’s scrotum in self defense, or pleaser.

“Jimmy was losing the fight until he gave Dan the ole European Torque Tester.”

“I paid the Hooker a little extra to give me a European Torque Tester as I climaxed”

by Tactical Bob July 11, 2023

Nuclear Physicists are left leg beta testers 《¤》

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Nuclear Physicists are left leg beta testers 《¤》

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 2, 2025