peterborough threesome

Sober, drunk, or high - or all - you convince a relative, extended or immediate, to have a threesome.

Last night was a complete blur, I woke with my girlfriend and uncle in bed , I think I had a Peterborough threesome.

by Motorhead Collins October 20, 2017

Wholesome Threesome

1. conducive to or suggestive of good health and physical well-being between three people in a sexual encounter
2. (AOK definition) Having organic blueberries eaten off two females sensual parts while saying "This makes Sense!"

My girlfriend and I had a wholesome threesome and everyone walked away satisfied

by Avi Burn July 29, 2020

Christian Threesome

A christian threesome is a sexual act involving boy-girl-girl. Thats what makes it wholesome, not no two guys and one girl, that's just gay sex with a witness.

Let's have a christian threesome, just me (guy), you (girl), and Sarah (girl), it'll be wholesome.

by LittyAgain October 2, 2020

good threesome

It's when the ratio of male to women is 1 to 2. One guy and two woman. No crossing streams.

My new girlfriend had a friend over and they gave me a good threesome.

by BmoreKool March 25, 2022

snuggery threesome

A mff threesome that involves an assisted form of cnc. The idea is that one woman pretends to be an accomplice with the goal of luring the other girl who is roleplaying the victim to the guy's place before restraining her and warming her up through fingering and eating her out so the guy can use her. The girl who played the role of the accomplice then gets to ride the other girl's face as a reward from her master. Named after the chamber Jack uses in the Victorian Erotica "The Way of a Man with a Maid" . Extreme power fantasy as the guy gets to roleplay that his cock is so powerful that it will cause one girl to sacrifice another girl to it. Please note that this is only fantasy and is only to be done after EXTENSIVE COMMUNICATION AND PRE-NEGOTIATION with everyone involved. Also with such an intense fantasy GOOD AFTERCARE IS A MUST.

Alice: Wow that snuggery threesome was intense but I loved it. It was a weird combination of being so submissive to Jack that I helped him dominate Fanny.

by IshtarsSon September 20, 2023

Guilt-free threesome

When your girlfriend sucks a wall-mount while you fuck her from behind.

Joe: You and your girlfriend had a threesome? Wasn't it awkward?
Todd: Nah, man. It was a guilt-free threesome.
Joe: Ah. Can't feel jealous of a dildo. You should invite me next time.

by Gert G October 8, 2013

The Drill Threesome

You got two males and a gender of your choice. One male(the drill) is going into the other male(the nail) while that male is going into the third member(the wall).

I’ve just been drilling a nail into a wall, *whispers into ear* it was The Drill Threesome

by DarkEn1gma December 16, 2019